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Maybe on His Next Trip to Copenhagen

December 12, 2009

From Obama’s Nobel Prize speech:

I do not bring with me today a definitive solution to the problems of war.

I know what you’re thinking: “Oh no! What do we do now!?”

But don’t you understand? Obama has seen in his infinite wisdom that humanity has to struggle on in ignorance a little longer until we are ready to receive the gift of Ultimate Peace from his hands. We’ll just have to be patient and continue to learn from him. The right moment has not yet come.

Maybe it will be during his second term. Cue the bumper stickers: ‘Obama 2012 – From the man The One who brought you the receding of the sea levels, now the ultimate solution to the problems of war!’

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